well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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