and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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