I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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