He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
