So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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