No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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