what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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