what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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