Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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