As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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