Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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