So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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