Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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