I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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