You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
you made out with another girl for some wings
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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