Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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