I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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