i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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