Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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