SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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