Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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