so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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