he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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