if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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