is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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