butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just cropdusted the office
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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