Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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