I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
