He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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