butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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