I showed him my bush... on skype.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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