just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There are leaves in my underwear?
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