so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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