Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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