Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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