We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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