he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
