The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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