Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
not ubering you a puppy
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