those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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