He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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