I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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