I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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