If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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