dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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