it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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