Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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