Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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