hotel room ftw
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
