But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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