This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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