i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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