someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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