How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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