awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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