I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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