This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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