Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
