But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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