what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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