how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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