He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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