I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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