pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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